Soapdish (1991)

"You want to know what's crazy: people waiting for one big sign to push them into doing something they ought to be doing in the first place. ...What were we waiting for? We could have been better people all on our own. But whatever. If you want to wait for a magic sign to be happy, then good luck to you, lady. I'm walking out now to help my possibly-dying brother. You can shoot me in the back of the head if you want."

Earl Hickey, "Made a Lady Think I was God," My Name is Earl (2006)